Debt Poets Society

Welcome to North Hampshire, Nottingham, UK ....

Hello there chap, it is good to meet you fine sir! My name is Ralph Waldo Henderson, and I am simply ecstatic to be able to cordially welcome you to the Debt Poets Society of North Hampshire, England. It is here that fine young ladies and gentlemen like yourself come to express themselves through prose and poetry, painting a portrait of their financial woes through literary detail. Each and every day we share the latest works with other members of the group, collectively offering our support - both morally and financially. The Debt Poets Society welcomes all levels of writers - from novice beginners to Shakespearean experts. Though we may differ in our levels of education and talent, we are all bound by one thing, that being the desire to explicitly convey the deepest financial pains that lie dormant within our souls. The Debt Poets Society believes that writing is without a doubt the finest and most effective method by which we can overcome the heartbreak and humiliation caused by bad credit and debt, and we shall stand by that belief till the death. We are an exclusive society, reserved only for those who can, from past life experience, relate to that from which we have suffered, and for some, suffer still.

Do you seek entry into our clan? Do you desire to be one of us? Do you wish to gain membership into this, the most enigmatic and exclusive society on Earth?

We hope not. Really, stay away. Oh, no, don't get offended. You see, it's not that we're aren't fond of you, it's just that ... well, we can't really imagine why anyone would WANT to be in our predicament. Though we are truly proud of our Debt Poets Society, we don't think anyone else should have to suffer through the same things we have. Instead of wallowing in your sorrows like us poor old geezers, you'd probably be well advised go and do something about it. Get help. Consolidate. Get debt settlement. Even declare bankruptcy if you MUST, but don't try and join the Debt Poets Society. It's simply not worth the pain. Don't believe me? Read on, fine chap, and bear witness to our heartache.

Oh, and would you mind wiping your feet at the door? Brilliant.

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